TFC Dynamo

Cappo · Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: Funny football chants...

Came across these on f365.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU

Gays Gays all of you are GAYS

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Whoooooooaaaaah, we're halfway there!
whooooaaahhh-OH ALIADIERE!

You put your left leg in,
your left leg out,
in out in out shake it all about,
you do the Ameobi and you turn around,
that's what it's all about,
HEY,
Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!)
Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!)
Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!)

He's big
He's black
He's had a heart attack
He's Kanuuuuuuuu
He's Kanuuuuuuuu

I'd Rather have a speedboat than Kanu,
Oh I'd rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat than Kanu.

I'd Rather have a raft than Kanu,
Oh I'd rather have a raft,
Rather have a raft,
Rather have a raft than Kanu.

I'd Rather f**king swim than Kanu,
Oh I'd rather f**king swim,
Rather f**king swim,
Rather f**king swim than Kanu.

Don't Blame it on Hamman
Don't blame it Finnan
Don't blame it on Biscan
Blame it Traore

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet

You've lost Ndlovu and Filan
Wooaahh Ndlovu and Filan
You've lost Ndlovu and Filan
Now they're gone, gone, gone, wooaaahhhhoooo

Park, Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house!

(Gers fans will know the next one as the Cuellar song)

His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez, Tevez,
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez,
You stupid sh*t, you ugly c**t,
They've sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman monster's son..

To That's Amore..

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in row Z
That's Zamora

(Stevie will love this - Elllllllllllllllllllllll Hadddddji......)

He Drinks
He Drives
He spits in peoples' eyes
El-Hadji Diouf
El-Hadji Diouf

He Spits
He Dives
He beats his f**king wives
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

He shoots,
He scores,
He eats labradors,
Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park

Norwich fans towards a very picky Steward in the away end against Leeds a few year back...

Sit down, cos the wall can't see,
Sit down, cos the wall can't see,
Sit down, cos the wall can't see...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhsWTDFF2w
Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!

Cappo · Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject:

Tweedy is a slapper
She cannot f**king sing
and when she's f**king Ashley
she thinks of Ledley King

Cheryl is a slapper
She sings in Girls Aloud
And when she's shagging Ashley
She's thinking of McLeod.

Mourinho are you listening
We know your dog's gone missing
We heard it go bark
So we fed it to Park
Eaten in a stir-fry wonderland