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Funny football chants...Came across these on f365.http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU Gays Gays all of you are GAYS http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E Whoooooooaaaaah, we're halfway there! whooooaaahhh-OH ALIADIERE! You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out shake it all about, you do the Ameobi and you turn around, that's what it's all about, HEY, Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!) Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!) Ooooooh Shola Ameobi (SHOLA!) He's big He's black He's had a heart attack He's Kanuuuuuuuu He's Kanuuuuuuuu I'd Rather have a speedboat than Kanu, Oh I'd rather have a speedboat, Rather have a speedboat, Rather have a speedboat than Kanu. I'd Rather have a raft than Kanu, Oh I'd rather have a raft, Rather have a raft, Rather have a raft than Kanu. I'd Rather f**king swim than Kanu, Oh I'd rather f**king swim, Rather f**king swim, Rather f**king swim than Kanu. Don't Blame it on Hamman Don't blame it Finnan Don't blame it on Biscan Blame it Traore He just can't He just can't He just can't control his feet You've lost Ndlovu and Filan Wooaahh Ndlovu and Filan You've lost Ndlovu and Filan Now they're gone, gone, gone, wooaaahhhhoooo Park, Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse you could be Scouse Eating rats in your council house! (Gers fans will know the next one as the Cuellar song) His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez, Tevez, You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez, You stupid sh*t, you ugly c**t, They've sewn your head on back to front, Carlos Tevez, Herman monster's son.. To That's Amore.. When the ball hits your head And you're sat in row Z That's Zamora (Stevie will love this - Elllllllllllllllllllllll Hadddddji......) He Drinks He Drives He spits in peoples' eyes El-Hadji Diouf El-Hadji Diouf He Spits He Dives He beats his f**king wives El Hadji Diouf El Hadji Diouf He shoots, He scores, He eats labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park Norwich fans towards a very picky Steward in the away end against Leeds a few year back... Sit down, cos the wall can't see, Sit down, cos the wall can't see, Sit down, cos the wall can't see... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhsWTDFF2w Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you! |
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Tweedy is a slapper
She cannot f**king sing and when she's f**king Ashley she thinks of Ledley King Cheryl is a slapper She sings in Girls Aloud And when she's shagging Ashley She's thinking of McLeod. Mourinho are you listening We know your dog's gone missing We heard it go bark So we fed it to Park Eaten in a stir-fry wonderland |